So yeah, my old website wasn’t doing me any favors.
In fact each morning whenever I looked at my face in the mirror and hoarsely shouted “You sir are completely obscure!”, I could only lower my head in shame at how poorly the previous digital train-wreck was serving me.
Because it’s true: I remain almost completely unrecognizable to this day! Do you know that I can sit in a popular coffee shop, ride public transit, and even board an overbooked airplane while making continual eye contact with everyone without even once hearing a person say: ‘Hey, there goes what’s-his-name…’?
It’s true. And for that, I blame my old website. Entirely. It was just way, way too 2005. Everyone told me so.
But now I’ve got this one. And I am blowing up big-time! Doubt my word? Oh-ho-ho-ho… Will you ever be sorry when I flip you off at the coffee shop, or commandeer your bus, or waltz past you at the airport with an entourage of toadies in tow.
Such is the power of an even passably appealing website.